Doomsday device

Finally it is going to be a quiet weekend. Woke up at 7am, and one of the first things I did was to keep myself updated on the latest Canadian Tire flyer.

I was idly flipping the pages then suddenly I found myself puzzled by an odd item on the flyer. According to the description, it was a fancy upright vacuum cleaner. But judging by the picture, it looked like Megatron from the Transformers movie had angry sex with a regular upright vacuum cleaner, and the poor vacuum cleaner was officially f**ked "transformed."

It must have taken an inventor with a disturbed mind to make this piece of work. I could almost imagine what that inventor would look like: A hunch-back old guy wearing a mono-cal working in a damp and dimly lit basement underneath a lighthouse somewhere in Newfoundland, and accompanied by his assistant who was a square-headed giant with two bolts protruding from his temples.

This mad Canadian inventor would then market his invention to a Canadian Tire merchandiser, calling this a "household vacuum cleaner." He was hoping the "futuristic" look and the ultra low sticker price (for only $130) it would quickly infiltrate many Canadian households. When the time was right, he would flip a switch and turned all those "vacuum cleaners" into doomsday devices. Every one of them was capable of creating a minuscule singularity, or otherwise commonly known as a blackhole...

And that, my friend, is how Canada can partake in an universe-ending plot. Mwah, ha ha...